O lilliterate loiterer!

While I was very seriously working on the specific aspect of language in Coriolanus, for some strange and unfathomable reason that has nothing to do with a lack of assiduity, I came across the extremely funny Shakespearean Insulter on the internet. I also recommend the Shakespeare Insult Kit. If you're going to insult someone, at least make it original. And never underestimate the element of surprise.